Lazy Teenage Artist

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lokidindeed:

i-deduce-youre-a-bitch:

YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!

sexistfacebookdudes:

Rebloggable by request

saywhat-hetalia:

sclez:

gathouria:

TOILET, WHY WON’T YOU ANSWER ME
TOILET
TOILET!?

GODDAMNIT TOILET LISTEN WHEN I’M SPEAKING TO YOU.

IT DOESN’T MATTER ANYWAY. YOU ARE ALWAYS SO FULL OF SHIT.

saywhat-hetalia:

sclez:

gathouria:

TOILET, WHY WON’T YOU ANSWER ME

TOILET

TOILET!?

GODDAMNIT TOILET LISTEN WHEN I’M SPEAKING TO YOU.

IT DOESN’T MATTER ANYWAY. YOU ARE ALWAYS SO FULL OF SHIT.

socio-society:

petergatsbygreen:

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

GROW DINOSAURS

We literally have an entire trilogy of movies that explain why that is a bad idea.

Due to the half life of DNA, which is around a million years I believe, it is impossible to grow dinosaurs. Woolly mammoths and sabertooth tigers are still viable candidates.

bitchouttahell:

shout out to all of the custodians, cooks, garbage truck drivers, cafeteria workers, bus drivers, waiters, and every one else whose jobs and entire fucking existences get shit on by the same people who wouldn’t know what to do with their lives if they had to do anything for themselves

saccharinesylph:

vintage-aerith:

mary totally came up with all of these, i contributed the spray paint fumes

I’M WEEPING WITH LAUGHTER

saccharinesylph:

vintage-aerith:

mary totally came up with all of these, i contributed the spray paint fumes

I’M WEEPING WITH LAUGHTER

(Source: shinjaninja)

elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

harveyjames:

Cover mockup for nothing entirely in particular 

harveyjames:

Cover mockup for nothing entirely in particular 

misandry-mermaid:

boyqueen:

just a reminder 

if you think that “masculine things” can be “gender-neutral” but that “feminine things” cannot be “gender-neutral” you need to pause and think a bit harder.

holy shit

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amitysneezing:

aerdnua:

passionofthedauterive:

Family Guy

  • Rape jokes
  • Eating disorder jokes
  • Pedophilia jokes
  • Racist jokes
  • Molestation jokes
  • Self harm jokes

King of the Hill

  • Body positive
  • No rape jokes, ever.
  • No eating disorder jokes, ever.
  • No pedophilia, because…

lemon dad: Man Killed In Horrible London Machete Attack, Racist Brits Would Like To Kill A Few Billion More

rune-midgarts:

ogyawn:

publicshaming:

What do you do when a man is killed in the streets where you live? According to some wonderful humans, you call for the mass slaughter of all those who practice the same religion that the killers may practice!

There was a horrific attack today in Woolwich in southeast London. Two men attacked another man, who is believed to be a soldier, and then beheaded him with a machete. Literally, what the fuck.

It is being called a terrorist attack and it is said that they are Islamic extremists because someone told some guy who told his brother’s uncle who works for the BBC that they heard them shout “Allahu Akbar.” Well, ok. If you insist. Saying these things certainly won’t fan the flames in jolly old England…

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Now, if you can take your attention away from the very alarming #BeliebersWantToBeYourSmileJustin hashtag trend, you will see “Allahu Akbar,” “EDL,” “Muslims,” etc. trending. Shit. This can’t be good…

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Ah, the English Defense League! I knew they’d show up here. They’d like you all to take to the streets (and take to the streets to look for whom I wonder?). But I mean, who listens to those crazy EDL folks anyway?

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Make a stand? Make a stand against WHO?

Hint: They would like you all to take to the streets and attack random people who you think are Muslim.

Hint #2: If you don’t know who is a Muslim, they would like you to assume it’s anyone with skin darker than your own.

Now, usually, I do a good job of picking out the majority of the absolute worst crap I find. But there was just SO MUCH, I had to be a little more picky this time…

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I would like to pause for a second here and note that there seems to be a strong hatred for people from Pakistan, whom they call “pakis.” I can’t tell if they are just making the assumption this man is from Pakistan or they seem to think “paki” is a religion or if they think “paki” automatically equals “Muslim” or…wait….WHY AM I EVEN TRYING TO MAKE SENSE OF THEIR LOGIC.

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These are some pretty terrible tweets, but if you want to see the REALLY HORRIBLE shit, you’re not going to find it on Twitter. Nope. Because you see, these heroic race crusaders who want to take to the streets and fuck shit up…were frightened of the blowback they were receiving from their racists words and deleted their tweets. But, sadly for them, you can’t run from something once it’s been posted on the internet

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No mass genocide of an entire population because of the actions of few men? WHAT’S WRONG WITH US!

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“See I’m not racist! I just want to kick out the terrorists! How do we tell who is a terrorist? Why, that’s easy! We just kick out anyone who doesn’t look like me!”

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And, hands down, my absolute favorite tweet of the bunch:

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EMOJI RACISM!

W o W

disgusting

gargoylesarecool:

ectoghostologist:

i love being tight with teachers because you get to hear them talk shit about other teachers its so funny they all act like highschoolers except they get paid 

They talk shit about other students if they like you enough too.

(Source: johncest)

fudgedeelight:

cleophatrajones:

theuppitynegras:

I literally had to get up. leave the room, bury my face and i towel and scream

Crying hysterical tears

lolololololololol

fudgedeelight:

cleophatrajones:

theuppitynegras:

I literally had to get up. leave the room, bury my face and i towel and scream

Crying hysterical tears

lolololololololol