superwholocks-bitch: so my nan was spouting some crap about how gay people aren’t really people because of what it says in the bible so I said “you think the only people who are people, are the people who look and think like you but if you walked the footsteps of a stranger, you’ll learn things you never knew” and she shut the fuck up she had no idea I was quoting a song from Pocahontas
shavingryansprivates: striderstesticle: shavingryansprivates: crying is manly as shit crying was originally seen as a masculine thing. if you were a roman centurion or something and you didn’t cry when one of your fellow soldiers died, you were seen as an insensitive pussy. told u
i may end up just getting a couple of bleach blonde extensions and just sharpie dye them slightly darker
im sobbing rn my Fionna wig needs to be like 2-3 inches longer and i cant find any blonde extensions that match
intersectionalityis4lovers: don’t trust men who have to insult other women in order to compliment you a subset of this rule is don’t trust men who say ‘you’re pretty/smart/[adjective] for an indian/asian/[identity group]’ or ‘you’re not like other [identity group optional] girls’
glintglimmergleam: what it basically boils down to is this: maaaybe i’m a feminist killjoy and freedom-of-speech oppressor who “can’t take a joke” or maybe, just maybe you’re a racist misogynist with a shitty sense of humor who “can’t take criticism”.
I always find it funny
howtobeterrell: how we’ve criminalized: baggy pants, hoodies and backwards hats but niggas on Wallstreet wearing $2,000 suits, can bankrupt a whole nation (nearly this one) and are never regarded as criminals. In fact are given million dollar bonuses and house arrest when being indicted for their crimes. and how in the fuck is chilling in your penthouse equivalent to a stint in federal prison.
owlapin: owlapin: owlapin: MICROSOFT WORD HAS A FUCKING “INSERT CITATION” BUTTON WHY THE FUCK DID NO ONE EVER TELL ME THIS IS SIGNIFICANT INFORMATION FUCK THE SCHOOL SYSTEM THIS IS MICROSOFT WORD 2007 I SHOULD HAVE BEEN MADE AWARE OF THIS IN HIGHSCHOOL WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I HATE EVERYTHING you can fucking log your sources into your document and then at the end press a fucking button and...
bitchouttahell: shout out to all of the custodians, cooks, garbage truck drivers, cafeteria workers, bus drivers, waiters, and every one else whose jobs and entire fucking existences get shit on by the same people who wouldn’t know what to do with their lives if they had to do anything for themselves
misandry-mermaid: boyqueen: just a reminder if you think that “masculine things” can be “gender-neutral” but that “feminine things” cannot be “gender-neutral” you need to pause and think a bit harder. holy shit
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amitysneezing: aerdnua: passionofthedauterive: Family Guy Rape jokes Eating disorder jokes Pedophilia jokes Racist jokes Molestation jokes Self harm jokes King of the Hill Body positive No rape jokes, ever. No eating disorder jokes, ever. No pedophilia, because…
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rune-midgarts: ogyawn: publicshaming: What do you do when a man is killed in the streets where you live? According to some wonderful humans, you call for the mass slaughter of all those who practice the same religion that the killers may practice! There was a horrific attack today in Woolwich in southeast London. Two men attacked another man, who is believed to be a soldier, and then...
gargoylesarecool: ectoghostologist: i love being tight with teachers because you get to hear them talk shit about other teachers its so funny they all act like highschoolers except they get paid They talk shit about other students if they like you enough too.
frank-schlongbottom: i used to think that a foot of parchment was a lot and feel bad when harry potter characters were assigned to write that much but then i realized the paper i write on is 8.5 by 11 inches. so a foot of parchment is the equivalent of like, not even a page and a half of paper. they complained SO MUCH about essays that were like a page and a half wtf guys get your shit...
best-of-funny: the-vashta-nerada: my older sister is getting a law degree but she needs to have extra classes that aren’t related to law to complete it so she’s taking tree climbing 101 as in a class that teaches you how to climb trees let’s talk about the american education system
How to survive a relationship with a writer
notasenator: Do stuff together. Have fun. Enjoy life. Share the workload around the house. Support each other. If at all possible, try to find some time to read their work. Realize that a job, a hobby, a career goal, or a dream does not define a person and everyone is an individual.