October 2012
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Watchkingcheddarxvii:
digitallyimpaired:
These blood red eyes Don’t see so good But what’s worse is if they could Would I change my ways? Wasted times and broken dreams Violent colors so obscene It’s all I see these days These days
FINISHED!! i guess this is a “thank you for 3000+ followers” gift!!
youtube version
Okay wow that’s good
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I just spent 4 and a half hours playing fucking Towns
and I still have a ass ton of homework to do
haha
whoops
September 2012
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badcgijosh:
The other day at work this woman in her late ’70s just sort of came up to me and told me that she’s always had a thing for taller men
Oh yeah
Still got it
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kingcheddarxvii:
A while ago I met someone on omegle who had only heard of tumblr in passing and I helped her make an account and I just checked her blog and she seems pretty well-adjusted
I feel like I helped a neighbor move in and a few weeks later while I’m walking down the street I see ‘em planting flowers, happy and settled-in
I’m crying (not actually crying)
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barackfuckingobama:
I bet Spiderman left New York City for a day trip and when he came back, he saw the catastrophic aftermath of The Avengers and he was like
“I WAS GONE FOR ONE DAY. ONE DAY.”
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Watch
Remember this video the next time you use the word gay as a derogatory adjective.
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So I found a hilarious new book yesterday...
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percypeetapotter:
amicusbalderdash:
Some choice lines so far:
CAN WE PLEASE JUST APPRECIATE THE PEN NAME??
WILLIAM CODPIECE THWAKERY
I will find this and get it for emily
“what the fuck does fluff look like all i know is hard dick in ass”
– Boyfriend (via bong-hit-bandit)
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Dear Tumblr,
2a2n:
The Philippine government is trying to pass a law that’s trying to control the internet only because one of the senators refused to admit that he fucked up, twice. Basically taking away internet freedom for my country. We helped out when you had your ACTA, PIPA and SOPA problems, now we’re asking you guys to return the favor.
there’s a petition up and we need a shit ton of signatures
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